Whats green and has wheels: Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What do you call cheese thats not yours: Nacho cheese!!!!
Why wasn't the pirate allowed in the movie: Because it was rated ARRRRRR.
Why was a calendar depressed: because its days where numbered. . . . .
What do you call 6 ducks in a box: a box of quackers!!!!!!
Well that's all . . . . . . . .
